My Fucking Awesome Dream Last Night!!!!
I was in this enormous skyscraper. 150 floors. Still under construction. Some of the floors were finished with lavish hotel rooms and banquet halls or offices, some where giant empty spaces. Outside, it looked like those scenes from the future in Terminator. Always dark and always a lot of machine gun fire going off. I was with a ragtag group of individuals, Bonnie was there because so was Anthony and she’s better with kids than I am, so when all the shit happened, I was with the kid and I knew I had to find Bonnie so we could survive together. But (I kid you not), we needed peanut butter to pay for our passage to South Africa, which was the only beacon of hope for humanity because a rich overlord in control of the boats was IN LOVE with Peanut Butter. Needless to say, we were gonna have to steal it from some floor (we didn’t know which) in this giant skyscraper. The elevator was safe, as long as we stayed in one elevator that was still under construction, they couldn’t track what floor we were on. But around the mid 50’s, I got off the elevator and they sicked their dogs on me. I ran and ran back to the elevator but the door was closed to the safe one and another elevator had just opened. I took it anyway, just to get away from the dogs. I ended up on floor 100, completely finished and furnished and (in my mind), home of the fluffiest, cushiest carpet I’ve ever been aware that I was walking on. I was silent as I raced up and down the halls checking from room X which I knew had the jars of peanut butter we would need. But then I saw the men, and somehow (because it’s a dream), I knew I could take down these men as long as they didn’t take off their jackets. One by one, they fell under my (quite surprised I had it, but whatever its a dream) refined martial arts skills. Until finally, a stack of fully jacketed security guards lay at my feet. I looked up at the door. “X” crudely spray painted across the door and I moved over to open it. I pushed the door open and then… THEN I FUCKING WOKE UP!!!!!! More importantly, I was woken up. Unacceptable. Arrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
