Sunday, March 9, 2014
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Some great pictures from yesterday and this morning. I’m trying to take more photos lately.
I am sick and when I am sick, there is only one cure. It expels all the sickness from body. That is Taco Bell.
Nachos Bell Grande and Burrito Supreme, I am coming for you.
Friday, February 14, 2014
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Friday, February 7, 2014
Ahh yes… The passing of the torch. Farewell 2013 converses. You served me well.
Thursday, February 6, 2014
As if I didn’t love Teddy Roosevelt enough, he went and did this.
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
This cold weather is bullshit.
My legs are so dry from the frigid cold that I literally had to peel off my pants today. It was gross.
Friday, January 31, 2014
THE POLAR PLUNGE WAGER
Oh goodness. I might have put myself in a pickle. But I am so confident in my abilities to turn a socially awkward, no sales experience, very quiet young man into a sales fighting force with exceptional customer experience that I am willing to risk a bout of potential hypothermia.
So, my man Scott failed his certifications. But this young man gave me the earnest eyes and I swear I am a sucker for this particular behavior. He wants to be good!! Wants to succeed. But doesn’t have the tools, knowledge, or wherewithal to do so. But I have these things in spades!! With my help, he’ll be amazing. Of this, there is no doubt.
However, this is the problem. I got cocky with my own self confidence. Can he do this? Of course!! But I’ve given myself a time limit. One month. In one month, Scott must demonstrate competency is sales and customer service by hitting certain numbers. If he makes it, the Operations Manager for our entire account, the head man in charge of over 350 people will jump into the icy waters of the Poudre. But should Scott fail to live up to the expectations set before him and me… well… It’ll be yours truly swinging from that rope into the river.
So… wish me (and Scott) good luck. But even if I lose, I’ll have lost for having confidence in our employees and working hard to make them better. If Matt loses, well… I’ll be posting pictures.
Saturday, January 25, 2014
What is the point of bruises if not to wear them like a badge of honor that you can deal with pain. Anyway, here’s the handiwork of shitty phlebotomist.
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
This is from when I went to the Wildlife Safari & Petting Zoo in Bandon, OR last year. It was pretty awesome. I figured for posterity’s sake, I should upload these here.
Sunday, January 19, 2014
I swear I will try harder to blog more. Much more harder than this potato trying to pass itself off as a fry from lunch on Saturday.
Saturday, January 11, 2014
“I found this at my front door, as though somebody had just left it there. My friends say I should throw it away because it’s just a piece of rubbish. And it couldn’t possibly come from him. I know it’s true.” – District 9 (2009)
Painting inspired by one of the most underrated sci-fi films! From my solo show last year. Print is available here.
Today, I got my bow strung. I love it! Those little things on the string are noise suppressors. I learned two important lessons today. To fire a bow with no arrow (or, apparently, it can be called ammunition) is called a dry fire. This is very bad for your bow. I know this because I did this. At first, I just thought it was bad for me. Because I did it, and it snapped my arm. This has caused impressive bruising. So when I went back to JAX to get an arm guard, the guy said it was also bad for my bow and I should never do that. So don’t dry fire without an arm guard, and just don’t fucking dry fire at all.