Wednesday, June 11, 2014
I really liked that Google wished me happy birthday. At first, I thought, “Oh cool! Who do I share a birthday with?” Then I hovered over the image and it popped up with “Happy Birthday Kellie!” and I freaked out and was like “How do you know!?!?!?” Then I realized it’s the internet, it knows everything. So thanks for going out your way internet, to wish me a happy birthday.

I really liked that Google wished me happy birthday. At first, I thought, “Oh cool! Who do I share a birthday with?” Then I hovered over the image and it popped up with “Happy Birthday Kellie!” and I freaked out and was like “How do you know!?!?!?” Then I realized it’s the internet, it knows everything. So thanks for going out your way internet, to wish me a happy birthday.

This is the best. Ze Frank is one of my favorites.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Back Into The Swing Of Things

So, I’m back to training again. Last week, I taught a new class and facilitated about 98% of the training. However, I had one woman in my class that, everyday, commentated about how patient I was and how she couldn’t believe that I always kept my cool. 

But I wanted to let you all know that realistically, in my mind, this is what’s happening

First day of class, going over the attendance policy, someone raises their hands to tell me (and the entire class) they have a court date next week in the middle of training and wont be able to show up to class

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Someone shows up wearing a ratty t-shirt with the confederate flag on it.

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Someone shows up 20 minutes late, makes a ton of noise getting into the class and then asks me what they missed.

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When I give an example and someone feels the need to contribute with an experience of their own, and then proceeds to talk for the next 10 minutes about something that is completely irrelevant to what we are talking about:

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Or when they blurt out information about the product, like they’re some kind of expert, that is completely wrong and the whole group starts asking me if that’s true.

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When someone tells me that they can’t concentrate because their mother yelled at them yesterday and it’s just really hard to focus on work.

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Two bitches in the back, giggling and laughing, making it difficult for those around them to hear.

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Doing the review for the exam, where I always explicitly state I will not repeat myself so you better be quiet, then one of the two bitches says, “I didn’t hear that. Can you repeat the questions?”

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At 2:15pm

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Friday, May 23, 2014

Godzilla

*If you haven’t seen the movie, read no further*

I just want to say that one of my immediate thoughts during the movie was after the female MUTO finds out that all the little MUTOs got blown up, I was hoping one would survive and then the sequel would be called Godzilla 2: Finding MUTO.

 

My favorite gif.

My favorite gif.

Saturday, May 10, 2014

For mothers.

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Bummer

So… for the past few weeks, I’ve been looking at houses.  I finally gain the courage to call my friends realtor to look at this very one specific house that I was super interested in. We set up an appointment to look at the house, and then when I called him to confirm the appointment, he told me the house had sold. 

I’m not like super interested in buying a house, but I really liked that one a lot!! The size of the house (6 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms) and property (1.25 acres) for the price ($205,000) and location (not in but close to Old Town) were all very reasonable.

Now, since I know that prices are on the rise like crazy, I know that purchasing a house much sooner than later is in my best interest. But that one house selling has been kinda discouraging. 

Anyway, I’m just venting. I’ll keep looking. It’s what I do. 

Monday, May 5, 2014

Here are two cool photos from this weekend. Inevitably, I will try to post more. Who knows. But really, I’d like to go back and try to take some more photos. 

SOME GOOD LINKS I ENJOYED

25 Reasons Why Summer Is The Enemy But really quite true. Summer is fine for good weather and beautiful plant life but terrible when deciding what to wear. The majority of my clothes are meant to cover as much skin as possible. 

33 Ways That Mark Ruffalo’s Character in “13 Going On 30” Ruined Men for Me. Thank goodness this film is on Netflix. Not for me, but for you. Are you kidding me? I have this on DVD and Blu Ray. Also, the other day Pearl Harbor was on TNT and I just realized that Jennifer Garner is in that movie in a small role and so is Ben Affleck, who’s the big star of that film, and I told Jalid that Jennifer Garner is the little extra that could!! 

Monday, April 28, 2014

henrycavills:

this is the best photo ive ever seen

“Ye need not be scairt of me, or anyone else here, so long as I’m with you.”

Sunday, April 27, 2014 Tuesday, April 22, 2014

rebellious-cat-lady:

George no. Bad George

King Joffrey’s death (alternative ending) (credit)

GoT Translated (X)